No medal-needy friend this time, but I'm starting to love writing walkthroughs.
Award 1: Thinking (and shitting) inside the box
Play
Pull door
Take off pants
Sit on toilet
Shit
Award 2: Mr. Efficient
Take off pants
Shit
Award 3: Shitting 101
Play
Shit
Award 4: So close and yet so far...
Play
Pull door
Sit on toilet
Shit
Award 5: Sep-poo-ku
Play
Die
Award 6 & 7: Holding off the inveitable & The inveitable...
Play
Take pills
Fart lightly
(Wait until 0:52 seconds are left)
Award 8: Shit at the starting gun
Shit
Award 9: Slow typer
Play
(Wait until time runs out)
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